There is fine beauty in simplicity

Anna | 15 | lover of coffee | message me questions and stuffs, I'll answer | Judge me for my theme |




i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream


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in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

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went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

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i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.


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Fuck me with your claws. Stick your dick in my vagina and stick one crab claw in my ass and one in my mouth. Impregnate me with lobsters. I want to become the mother of a shellfish. 

@staff remove this blog immediately

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  • school: your tuition bill is-
  • me: oh darling, stars never pay